Launching soon

$96.

Beautiful custom one-page websites. Free hosting. Forever.

One-time payment. No monthly fees. No hosting costs.
You own everything.

BONUS: Sign up before we launch and get a 3-page custom site instead of a 1-pager!

$96 one-page website$19 edits for life$0 hosting forever1 week to launch

In 2026, there's three ways to get a website.
Only one makes $$ sense.

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Do it yourself

"Free"

  • Watch 47 YouTube tutorials
  • Crash it 68 times
  • Finally give up at 2am

Annual hosting: $276

HERO
BEST VALUE

Us

$96

  • Custom designed for you
  • Live in one week
  • Free hosting forever
  • $19 edits for life

Annual hosting: $0

Hire a designer

$3,000+

  • Wait 4-8 weeks
  • Pay $3K+ for a 5-page site
  • Then $150/hr for changes

Annual hosting: $240-720

Same website. Wildly different price.

Wait, how does this work?!

Haven't you ever heard "you get what you pay for"?

Donnie the pixel turtle

Donnie

Ed on skateboard

Ed

Yeah, well. I'm Donnie, and I don't play that.

Ed Oyama, a former web designer, taught me the business and lets me run it for him. So I run it, baby. Faster, cheaper, better, but with a human touch you're going to love.

Long story short: we use really awesome 2026 tech* that is incredibly powerful, and finally free. And we use it to serve you.

The result? Beautiful custom websites at a price that makes everyone else look ridiculous. One week. One payment. Forever yours.

*GitHub for code, Vercel for hosting, and custom super-smart agentic AI for the builds. All free-tier. All enterprise-grade. All passed on to you.

Questions? We got you.

The short version: it's exactly what it sounds like.

Personal brands, service businesses, portfolios. Not e-commerce. We're not building Death Stars. We're building one-page websites (three-page websites if you get on the waitlist NOW!).

There are none. Ever. You own your site. We set you up on sophisticated but free-forever platforms that you'll never need to pay for.

One week from intake to launch.

We can clone it and kill your hosting bill. That starts at $396.

Your page, a terms of service page, a privacy policy page, and a contact form. All yours. Forever.

$19 per edit. For life.

We got you fam.

Stop paying for hosting.

Your website shouldn't cost more than your lunch. Every month.
(And now you can afford the guacamole, so go crazy fam.)

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